When a girl is laying face down on an elevated surface with her legs on a man’s shoulders while he stands behind her and he’s eating her out.
After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
After he can get on a step stool and have sex from behind calling it stairway to heaven.
by stairwaytoheavens February 9, 2025

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.
by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017

This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
This is the number one song in heaven
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
Written, of course, by the mightiest hand
All of the angels are sheep in the fold of their master
They always follow the Master and his plan
This is the number one song in heaven
Why are you hearing it now, you ask
Maybe you're closer to here than you imagine
Maybe you're closer to here than you care to be
by Death Menace April 27, 2023

by Lunandcheez October 19, 2022

by sans the stupid dumb skeleton July 7, 2022

by Kasbka August 10, 2022

BBC Heaven is the place your girl goes to when she cheats on you/leaves you for one of the basketball people.
Person 1: “yo, what happened to your girl?”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
Person 2: “Jason Luv took her to BBC heaven, all girls go to heaven and all guys go to hell.”
by Bebeck March 12, 2025
