half flag

Getting a half boner

That hot chick's got me at half flag

by fatratguy December 28, 2014

half rang cunt

He who corrects spelling on his mates post. Quite strange looking As grey on top but orange beard. Often smells of beer and disappointment.

Adrian is a half rang cunt

by xx deeks xx June 23, 2014

half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)

Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.

by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014

Half-Breed Factory

When a bitch don't know what color baby she want.

Yo, I met this Half-breed factory last night, chick thought she was Angelina Jolie, plus a couple hundred pounds.

by EvilFileCabnets April 4, 2015

Half Watching

When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.

Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."

by Tswole August 9, 2015

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.

Sorry! My half cancer is acting up

by Astreet13 February 3, 2017

Half off

When a male or female starts to give their partner a handjob but stops halfway through.

Man, I met a really nice worker at Walmart, but she had to give me a half off before her manager saw!

by Your boi Bailey February 17, 2017