Guides, the

Used for really good music..

As in :"This tune is the Guides

by mister Jiva August 27, 2003

Guided Modification and Branching

Guided Modification and Branching (GMB) describes a process by which species may have originated over millions of years through common descent by the intelligent modification of the genetic code from one generation to the next. It is a subset of Intelligent Design. It differs from some types of theistic evolution in that it proposes that a possible reason God may have had in producing life this way was to build a complex ecology gradually at a pace that the angels could learn to manage and control.

The woodpecker has some unusual characteristics that show irreducible complexity that are difficult to explain by evolution, but can be easily explained by Guided Modification and Branching. God could have taken a similar species of insect eating bird and modified the genetics of that bird to produce a new bird with a hard beak, strong neck muscles, the instinct to drill trees, etc.

by Soovi Matu November 30, 2009

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

guidbro

n. The rare mating of a Long Island or Staten Island guido with the Abercrombie polo popping college bro.

"Dude, check that guidbro wearing at least 4 popped collared shirts. Let's go fuck up his hair."

by justinequiet April 9, 2008

guido tuxedo

Denim on denim. Namely a denim jacket coupled with denim pants. The jacket can be worn buttoned or unbuttoned but buttoned looks more official.

Dude, what's with the guido tuxedo? 1980 called and wants its outfit back.

by eerie December 22, 2004

Guido

A word that has no limitations, and the only synonym for this word is guido itself. This is a word that can be used in any sentence at any time replacing any part or grammer, and can be used as an exuse whenever.

Dave you drank the hole fucking thing!?

..guido

by daaaaaaaasxdms.mksffdasa;da;dafa;a;adsafaadads May 22, 2008

guidon

A slang term for native americans

Yo, whaddup guidon?

by aubb April 17, 2009