grumpy gut

A generic saying to call someone grumpy.

Quit being a grumpy gut.

by Carlguy42 February 20, 2017

GrumpMaster

Mackenzie is the master of all grumps. She tends to takes massive grumpies and has a weird fetish with them. She likes to take a picture and save every single one to her phone.

"Hey Lauren, Im the GrumpMaster check out this grumpy"

by beezyweezybirdmanjunior May 20, 2017

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

Grumpy-wumpkins

One who is grumpy for no good reason.

Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again

Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again

by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017

Grumpchy

a combination of being grouchy and grumpy at the same time. Also used as another word for salty.

Dude what's up with cayli today? She's so grumpchy.

by Burdee July 6, 2017

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

grumpah

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Henlo ._. I'm Grumpah

by TheGreatestTrash September 23, 2017