Greek Head

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.

"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"

by nktrotty July 12, 2017

GREEK TRAP

A piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be called music. But is quite easy to perform because it doesn't require skills , just loud noises and flex. MORE simply another definition of cancer

1: Man ,why do you get 0 BITCHES

2: I actually don't know

1: Wait a minute ,what is your favorite type of music ?
2: GREEK TRAP
1: Everything makes sense now

by smalldicklover September 10, 2023

Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

by Himinbjorg June 16, 2018

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Greek Crucifixion

A Greek Crucifixion is when a man, typically gay, takes on four or more other guys at once.

The term name comes from the Greeks, as known for being gay, and Crucifixion, because he has dicks in every possible part of his body, simulating the nails and crown of thorns used on Christ.

Dude Randy got a Greek Crucifixion from those 5 gay tweakers next door last night. Now he has AIDS!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.

by Rick Levelle March 2, 2019

The Greek

The ability to roll R's and Gleek at the same time, which provides specific oratory functions for a Vagina.

Once he performed The Greek, I no longer considered him to be a myth — legendary.

by lieon81 March 1, 2025