grease my weasel

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To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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grease that lightening

originating from the hit song "grease lightening", this is a phrase used when someone is about to score, typically said by an onlooker or friend.
ex: "awww Shane you gonna grease that lightening or what dude? cmon we need to get up to some munkay biznaz"
by MaryWash November 29, 2011
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Greased Lightning

A form of suicide which consist of the victim dunking a fork in motor oil and then quickly inserting it into an electrical outlet.
Ma'am, we've examined the body. It appears that your son died from... Greased Lightning.
by Nordlord819 April 14, 2019
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Grease Face

A Person with an oily face. Sometimes accompanied with acne.
"hey, do U know that kid Victor? He's got a grease Face."
by Manovich Sucks May 16, 2008
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grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet , nastiest person you know
that cretin is such a grease-monkey
by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020
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Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
I gave his mom a greased cookie sheet last night
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
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el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.
My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?
by Genital Colon Bowel November 08, 2012
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