government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.

Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).

by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

Government

A fascist organisation set up to control and oppress you.

Fuck the government

by Da_Milo_Bob April 27, 2019

government

Mister secret the king of secrets controls people when it wants all around the world does what people say lies about everything

Yo let’s raid Area 51

Yo chill the government is watching

by Mister I don’t know July 30, 2019

Government

The superiors of the world who are actually just clones on Winston Churchill.

The government is being very suspicious.

by Likkle boi ronny September 5, 2019

government

the worst class a student will ever take. you thought AP lit was bad? hahaha. don’t underestimate the first chapter test. it’s about to be a dbq all over again for those who thought they were done with AP history classes. and the funniest thing is, this shit is required 😍

student 1: how did you do on the government test?
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.

by mariyahhhh September 22, 2019

Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time

You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck

by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020