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gray goose

the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties
Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.
by Dr_McLovin January 12, 2016
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Ropin a Goose

When one sleeps with an unattractive person while on vacation.
Evan the master goose roper, roped a least 5 gooses while visting his Grand Mother in New Hampshire. Now that is some seriously ropin a goose.
by Deeznutz Beeotch March 9, 2010
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Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.
"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.
by Buttsy! May 19, 2008
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Goose The Cat

Getting an "A" on my final had me feeling like Goose the Cat
by The Original Kweej December 4, 2018
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Golden Goose

A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
by rhys[scb] July 4, 2008
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goose egg

a zero..nada...nafin'
Slim Shady went for the dunk..came up short and got the goose egg.
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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goosed

to have the mic taken out of u. if someone was to impersonate you in a comedic way. to make fun of.
'youve been goosed'
'don't goose me'
'they are goosing him'
by seren black November 4, 2009
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