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Goober

Someone who doesn’t know how to properly communicate, and instead utilizes pseudo-intelligence and isolates themselves from the real world.
“I box, by the way. You wouldn’t expect it, but I’m actually pretty good” -people without social skills (goobers)
by joogaloo42 May 2, 2025
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Goober

(A goob) making a mistake that could have been easily avoided, (goober) is someone who ´´goobs´´ a lot.
He is such a goober he could´ve easily avoided that.
by fvntvzy May 31, 2023
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Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities
“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”
by Richle February 5, 2024
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Goober Beaters

Large, husky hands(Usually seen on and associated with manly, hard working men) that theoretically could be used to beat up goobers/goobs, a term that sometimes denotes a dorky and not very physically imposing guy. Also see, sausage fingers. In addition, people with goober beaters also often have thick wrists and forearms and just overall large proportions.
Eugene: "Jerry caught me fucking his girl last night and slapped me in the face with his large goober beaters. I nearly flew through the window and he shattered my jaw."
by chickewingzbruh May 20, 2019
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Goofy goober

A silly goofy person who is generally silly and funny
He's such a goofy goober

She's always been such a goofy goober
by beeleebabo March 26, 2024
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goober

boy 1: hi im bob
boy 2: you are a goober!
by Biggie_smallzzzz205 March 26, 2024
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Goober

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.
by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018
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