im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

“ur actually gonna piss me off”

when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸

me: “ur actually gonna piss me off”
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF”

me: “ok bro”

by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024

I'm Gonna Goo!

When a man is about to ejaculate.

Dude, I'm Gonna Goo!

by Jackwagon Jimbo March 13, 2024

GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow

by 🐛🐛🐛 March 31, 2024

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

another way of saying if i shoot my shot with you will I miss or not

Jack: hey are you gonna catch this ball if I throw it

Jackie: yeah I will actually

by str8pressure June 7, 2022