Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

gummy glory hole

The act of getting your dick sucked by someone without teeth

Hey grandma have you given grandpa a gummy glory hole before?

by sliceofhamm February 8, 2018

Glory Sphere

A shpere made of one innner sphere and one outer sphere. The inner sphere has many glory holes in it with peni in them. the men are forced to cum on one unfortunate person in the middle of the inner sphere. The outer sphere protects the iner sphere as it rolles down a hill.

Guy 1: "Omg! Look at that glory sphere roll."
Guy 2: "I fell sorry for the poor guy in the middle of that."

by Fighterbob June 14, 2011

Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.

"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"

by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021

Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.

Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!

by wolfmanbean June 13, 2018

the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.

Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.

by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019

Glory

Glory is someone who hates herself then blames others, for her wrong doing. She talks behind peoples backs for fun. Causes drama! She is mentally unstable and makes up story’s in her head to make herself look better but in reality she just a depressed little b**** that needs help immediately. Glory is a pick me girl. She’s the type of person to say that she’s “one of the boys” HA. Shes try’s to fight the girls her boyfriend swiped up on their story’s . She’s unreliable, snake , ugly , fat looking person. If you know a glory stay far away from her!

Glory: “mean dogs the person”

Person 1: omg look away glory’s coming

Person 2: did you hear glory texted her ex that has a gf.

Person 1: yes now ig glory wants to fights her

by Badbihkatlyn760 November 23, 2021