Up Hill Gardener

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

by Frankie Vaughan December 12, 2003

garden hose syndrome

after sexual intercourse, the semen dries on the tip of the penis and seals it. This goes unnoticed until the man decides to pee. When standing over the toilet and starting to go, this seal is partially broken and you end up peeing all over your leg and the floor.

It is the same effect as pinching the end of a garden hose to make the stream change direction.

Her: "Why is your pee all over the bathroom floor? Can't you hit the target?"

Him: "It's not my fault, I had garden hose syndrome."

by Bruce S January 2, 2009

Over the Garden Wall

Over the Garden Wall is an amazing and beautiful American animated television miniseries created by Patrick McHale for Cartoon Network. Like seriously it's so good

Person 1: Have you watched over the garden wall?
Person 2: No
Person 1: fuck you

by Tree branches and leaves March 14, 2021

Milwaukee Garden Hose

Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.

I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.

by Salacious Crump April 25, 2022

rake your garden

Exposing those lying bitches

(Cautiously eradicating people who speak heresies about true facts)

Bro, you still talk to Skye? ! You gotta rake your garden!

by Snake killer March 10, 2017

Birmingham bone garden

A place, usually outdoors, where multiple couples hook up after sporting events, parties, etc to have sex

"Hey are you guys goin to the park later? That place is a basic Birmingham bone garden!""

by lifetimeskills November 19, 2009

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008