Golfball [sleepy-g]

A light-weight, wannabe gangster, who looks as if he's sleeping 24 hours a day. Also manages to confuse beautiful girls into falling in love with him. Very ugly in appearance......

"Yu guys see Golfball sleepy-g with Firecrotch the other day? He bought her a friggin happy meal and SHE asked HIM out."

by J.Capone January 15, 2009

Golfclop

The act of applauding a shot made by a golfer in the British Open. The applause is almost always muffled because the patrons are quite often freezing their asses off in bloody blustery conditions, and they refuse to remove their gloves/mitten/hand warmers out of fear of frostbite or gangrene.

Me lad Rory McElroy heard Golfclop all around the Road Hole when he covered the flag with his second.

by JohnnieWBlue July 15, 2011

Golfer's elbow

Similar to Tennis Elbow but occurs on the inside of the elbow as opposed to the outside. It is a form of tendinitis caused by putting too much stress on the elbow. It is caused when old people are over-stimulated watching balls being repetitively driven home into small holes in a climax of excitement (Golf of course), the stimulation causes older people to shake their hands too vigorously at the TV which combined with weak tendons from old age is very dangerous. The safest way to avoid risk to family members is to not let your grandparents watch stimulating sports such as golf.

1- Dave: "Did you hear about Johnny's gramps? Apparently he's in hospital with Golfer's Elbow"

Alex: "Curse you Tiger Woods, another falls victim to your inability to control your balls"

2- James: "My sister was working as a paramedic at the WGC... she says she's never seen so many cases of Golfers Elbow in her life, there were old people moaning in pain everywhere, she didn't know if she'd have to start putting them down"

by IdontTHINKthatsRIGHT November 6, 2013

Golfslap

When you're going to slap someone and wind up like a golf swing, and yell "Fore!" right before.

"Man, look at that follow through!"
"Yeah, she golfslapped the shit out of him!"

by DA_smurf June 17, 2015

Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one

I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!

by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016

golfcart hug

(noun) An awkward hug that is between two people, typically a male and female, that takes place on a golfcart.

Wow, that golfcart hug was really awkward. I hope that never happens again, and that she doesn't talk about it with her friends.

by cceb12 December 1, 2018

Golfware

Software that is often not working/badly designed/useless that got implemented after the CEO played golf with another company's CEO.

Programmer 1: Nothing is working! Why the fuck do we have this program in the first place?!
Programmer 2: Looks like Golfware.

by martcraft May 14, 2020