Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.

Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

by Patrick Sway-Z April 06, 2023

Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

Gift Basket

Vagina

I put it all in her gift basket.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION March 31, 2016

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.

What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!

by Kapooyah! May 04, 2013

Gift shaking

During foreplay you rub on a guys pants to see what you are about to get is gift shaking like how you would with presents on Christmas Day.

We told Kasey that she should have done some gift shaking first so she would have saved herself from the disappointment.

by Berry white goo April 14, 2016

Gift rape

1. The absolute inability to reject a rejection of presents. This includes days such as birthdays, Christmas, Jewish Christmas (I dont know how to spell) and many other gift giving holidays.

2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top

3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something

Person 1: I dont want anything for my birthday.

Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!

P1: I guess this is gift rape

by Skibbidy bop mm dada April 18, 2021

Gift Rape

When a gift is forced upon you when you have clearly indicated you do not want one.

"My mother gift raped me after I had told her I did not want any presents for Christmas."

by Rob Riggins December 21, 2024