Aww, c'mon Jeb...you promised I could have the TV. Now you're giving it to Hank?! You're a Native American Gift Repossession Specialist!
by photomasta November 29, 2017

1. The absolute inability to reject a rejection of presents. This includes days such as birthdays, Christmas, Jewish Christmas (I dont know how to spell) and many other gift giving holidays.
2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top
3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something
2. If you are being gift raped, you will know, because when you ask for nothing, they will go over the top
3. You can use this to an advantage by asking for nothing so they give you way more than if you asked for something
Person 1: I dont want anything for my birthday.
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!
P1: I guess this is gift rape
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM GETTING YOU SOMETHING!!!
P1: I guess this is gift rape
by Skibbidy bop mm dada April 17, 2021

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

by xXUnderscoreXx April 20, 2018

Joe Biden must've been too afraid to call the President of Kenya a porch monkey, so he gave him a faggot gift instead: a pair of rocking chairs.
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

Gift
The name giving to a baby girl who causes mayhem in every room she is put in. A spoiled brat who thinks she is the main character. Gift is loyal though fake and two-faced to her friends. Gift is decent looking though is terrible hearted and gets no attention from the opposite gender
by babynameexplainer December 16, 2023

The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.
by Shitlicker January 5, 2008
