Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker June 08, 2011

National give a gift to Julia's day

July 1st is national give someone named Julia a gift!! Make them smile and really go all out

X: hi julia
Julia: you know what day it is!!
X: national give a gift to julia's day
X: here you go!!

by Heymangetyourgameon June 30, 2022

Buy your bf a gift

If you have a boyfriend you have to buy him What he wants

Bf: i want candy
You: okay i Will buy u candy bc its buy your bf a gift day today

by Yung numsi April 27, 2021

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 26, 2011

Gift that keeps on giving

A lovely man/woman who is viewed as a gift that brings constant and continuous joy.

Babe, you bring me so much happiness. You're the gift that keeps on giving.

by Patrick Sway-Z April 06, 2023

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.

What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!

by Kapooyah! May 04, 2013

adult gift

A gift given by one mature myth to a semi less mature "boy" or stud. This gift may be given during the holidays or at any special occasion. This adult gift can be hand crafted made or strategically put together with a very specific reaction.

An adult gift can be An unexpected special gift of great proportions, from someone who loves you.

by browniz19 December 25, 2013