Jack: What are you looking at over there Jill? You just keep popping your head up over your cubicle staring into space..
Jill: huh?
Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
Jill: huh?
Jack: You look like a cow looking at a new gate.
by cory enderby October 6, 2006
Get the you look like a cow looking at a new gatemug. Having sex with an R.N. is like, well, you might as well be the Golden Gate Bridge. It wont make it, that is, a hot dog down the Golden gate Bridge.
by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006
Get the Hot Dog down the Golden Gate Bridgemug. Linux Guy: "In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
Windows Guy: "**** you!" *slap*
by hsartoris95 January 18, 2010
Get the In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?mug. Indication of being very hungry indeed.
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
Get the i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gatemug. A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
Get the I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell thanmug. The heroin junkie merry-go-'round:
Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.
The addict's vicious cycle.
Release from prison-back to using dope-re-arrest.
The addict's vicious cycle.
Johnny Threefingers: "Heard you're getting out of this craphole today."
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
Harry Hophead: "Pfft...well, I'll be back...you know me, man... ""I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”"
by TopCop May 13, 2014
Get the "I’ll be out the gate by eight / in the spoon by noon / fixed by six / and back in the pen by ten!”mug. A King Gates is an awkward male that lacks any social skills. A person that is completely impervious to any understanding of social cues. A dreg of society that offers nothing to the world and should instantly be forgotten about.
Ex. Person 1: (Gives a silent, blank stare at person 2 without any reason whatsoever, and doesn't convey any sort of message).
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
Person 2: Bro! Stop being a King Gates! You're creeping me out!
Ex. Person 1(After invading the personal space of person 2 for many minutes without saying a word), then all the sudden blurts out sometimes that has no relevance to anything e.g. "I used to bang that chick on coke! We did butt chomping and it was wild!!!!!!"
Person 2:Huh? What does that have to do with anything? Go take out the garbage or something. You're being a King Gates!!!
by Bill Butterfield July 27, 2020
Get the King Gatesmug.