fu man pooh

a messy, slimmy, wet, and lustful mating scene where you push your p***s up Kate Upton's b**bs and v***na

(cannot be shown or written: only performed and seen by human eyes) I had fu man pooh last night.

by The s** artist January 11, 2016

fu jian he

Fu jian he. A slick chink

"You did you see that fu jian he?"
"Yes damn i wish i was him".

by Xx_minecraftkid2010_xX August 19, 2017

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

FU

Fake , Phony or Green Af .

Sick An Tired Of These FU N@&$?

by Don Juan x SkippaHoeDamo January 6, 2019

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018

tl;fu

Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.

Post
random person TL;FU

by tekie boi August 17, 2018

Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 11, 2019