Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.

Mick sure can't take a Fred.

by DixxOnLine November 20, 2020

Fred

Alfredo without cheese

Why would you eat fred, are you vegan?

by Sauron the evil September 23, 2023

ted fred

A good boi OR a nickname for something or someone but mostly used for good bois

Hey! Ted Fred! How ya doing today. or Awwwww such a good Ted Fred.

by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

Dry Fred

The act of giving a male a hand job with no lubricant.

Hey man, did you hear Nicole gave John a dry fred last night?

by Vansandaskimask January 14, 2020

Fred

Appendage attempting 40 in may

He got a freds worth

by Verisimilitude May 19, 2019

fred

a large 3d mole on a little boy with a mustache and big ears neck named billy

bruh fred makes me nauseous

by Griffffyyriffyy June 11, 2021

Fred

He has the award of "most likely to steal your girlfriend Ava". It's true. He is also your personal therapist when needed. He also is a great comedian and prankster. if you want to date him, be warned. He might prank you when you least expect it.

person 1: did you hear about Fred? He stole my girlfriend!
Person 2: what was the girl's name?
Person 1: ..Ava....

by Orchid Malfoy May 3, 2021