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fred - you better not cheat on me during summer

me - stfu bitch baby I’d tell u the same but no ones gonna wanna fuck with a dude named fred other than me
by dnellcastellanos August 6, 2018
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Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
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hey fred do u like keisha

maybe not
by asher chiam May 16, 2020
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James Fred

My new buddy James Fred was being real suspicious with me asking if I wanted any drugs
by HeeHaw! March 27, 2023
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Fred is not dead

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018
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Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy
Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use
by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024
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Fred

The leader of a mystery gang with a talking dog and a guy who wants to eat a burger every five minutes.
"ZOINKS! Scoob! Like, Fred is all messed up cause Daphne was kidnapped!"
by Scooby doo fan March 2, 2023
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