The leader of a mystery gang with a talking dog and a guy who wants to eat a burger every five minutes.
by Scooby doo fan March 2, 2023
Get the Fred mug.Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
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When you have to poop really bad, and 2 step like Fred Durst, in any performance of Limp Bizkit's famous song "Nookie."
Equivalent to the pee pee dance.
Equivalent to the pee pee dance.
by Wizardinthemountain April 20, 2025
Get the Fred Dursting mug.When quickly dying as a lifeform, most often an onos, right after evolving. Also called flashing. Based on Supafred's extraordinary skill of flashing his onos. It's a well established term in the vast world of gaming.
Supafred evolves to onos.
Supafred runs into 5 marines, dying within 30 seconds.
Everyone else "He's fredding, he's fredding!"
Supafred freds and exlaims: "Oops"
- What? Didn't Supafred go onos?
- Yeah, but he fredded.
Supafred runs into 5 marines, dying within 30 seconds.
Everyone else "He's fredding, he's fredding!"
Supafred freds and exlaims: "Oops"
- What? Didn't Supafred go onos?
- Yeah, but he fredded.
by UnknownNS2Player August 7, 2024
Get the Fredding mug.A phrase originating from graffiti in the bathrooms of a bar owned by a notoriously nitpicky and narcissistic proprietor named Fred. Known for his deceitful behavior and irritating attention to trivial details, Fred's reputation led to the widespread use of this phrase as an expression of disdain. It has since spread to other bars and restaurants throughout the city, becoming a local symbol of frustration and rebellion against overbearing and dishonest authority figures.
Example:
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."
Person 1: "I can't believe Fred changed the music again. It's awful!"
Person 2: "Ugh, Fuck Fred."
by Duck Fred June 3, 2024
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Why’s there feathers everywhere? … Fucking Fred
Stop pissing me off Fred!
The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!
Stop pissing me off Fred!
The fly’s on the other side of the window.. for fuck sake Fred!
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