fortnite

A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.

"fortnite is an epidemic that's threatening our continued existed"

by anonymous November 12, 2019

Fortnite

“Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!

Kid 1: Hey have you seen that awesome game?!

Kid 2: Yeah! It’s the best duh! Fortnite

by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019

Fortnite

bruh it is is not 2018 get a life.

only a non pog person plays Fortnite.

by Julian D is best ™ January 23, 2023

Fortnite

A game that retarded 8 year olds play. Fortnite is also known for giving people the infamous disease ligma.

Autistic Kid: Hey man wanna play Fortnite?

Smart Kid: Nah that’s games for babies you retard.

Autistic Kid: Yo wanna see me floss?

Smart Kid: Im gonna throw up.

by erkykest October 26, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement

Fortnite its addictive like crack, alcohol and for 13 yearolds to scream at there parent for 10 more minutes for a win and when all your friends want to play outside with you. your in the basement playing fortnite stw giving guns away like Troll vlogs or Ifhil and ride Yt which are ranked the best at giveaways/ sitting in the basement

by MyRealNameNOT November 26, 2019

Fortnite

A very dangerous game very boring and don’t know people like it and while playing it be very frisky because it’s risky...

Fortnite is why ur sister lost her virginity.
Fortnite is very Shit.

by MrClickbaitFTW May 11, 2018

Fortnite

The gayest thing in the world.

Pete: Yo you play Fortnite?
You: No.
Pete: :(

by SansPikachu October 10, 2020