The day before Valentine’s Day where you get so drunk that on Valentine’s Day your too hungover to feel the loneliness
by Idkimjustherefortheride February 13, 2024
Get the Alcohol evemug. Envious Eve. Eve... short for Evil. Disclaimer; Some Eves are great. But Beware of Eves with multiple names, as they are hiding their true selves. Eve, the destroyer of mankind. The believer and teller of lies. A narcissistic ho who thinks she deserves your man more then you. A woman who attempts to take over other women’s lives. Just like Eve did to Lilith; Adams first wife. Eve, a thief, a liar, a whore, and diseased with spread legs. When you find her on Tinder, ask her how her man is doing, and if he is watching from the closet. A woman who fucks up your life more then she fucks you is a total Eve.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
Eve, the woman who lost paradise and continues to shit all over woman who know what it means to be loyal and faithful. Eve; short for Evil Bitch who Envies what other women have and tries to steal it. Eve... the worlds first harlot.
You made her godmother and she fucked your husband??? She’s such an Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
Omg that damn Eve. She was infected with HPV, said nothing about it, and didn’t use protection!
That girl looks like she’s dying of envy. What an Eve.
Only an Eve would fuck her first cousin.
Does that Eve ask her cousin/boyfriend to wish gramps happy birthday from her?
Omg. She fucked your man, blamed you, and told your mom that you’re delusional. What a fucking Eve.
by ProtectorOfManCowtown November 8, 2019
Get the Evemug. 
Marie-eve is a super-supervisor!
by Aspericgus November 24, 2021
Get the Marie-evemug. a very hot and sophisticated woman who wears glasses.
Hello
A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.
Hello
A true furry-like companion Julissa Gonzales.
by anonymous November 17, 2021
Get the Eve Keeneymug. Eve is the most amazing person in the world. She is super super pretty (even if she won't admit it), she has a great music & clothing style and her smile is the cutest thing ever. Eve likes to read, she is an introvert, but once you know her, you see that she is such a cute and smol and lovely person that need to be protected. I love Eve.
Person: who is that weird girl who is always listening to music
Me: Oh, it's Eve, aka the mostime amazing human being in the whole world!
Me: Oh, it's Eve, aka the mostime amazing human being in the whole world!
by Rainbow 8518 July 14, 2018
Get the Evemug. 