Sperm farmer

One who farms or collects semen in a very homosexual way.

When Andrew got a few beers in him, he became a real sperm farmer and he always yielded a large harvest.

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Bean farmer

Man the Mexican guy has a shot load of kids! What a bean farmer!

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a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.

Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!

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a drunk farmer who's never gotten laid. and will die a virgin

you're such a jack farmer.
JACK FARMER SHUT UP!

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A person who continually rediates retardedness from themselves; cultivating large quantities of retarded statements, actions, and thoughts.

Dude, you tard farmer, stop talking. You are killing my brain cells.

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one who cultivates the seeds of life on another's ass fields.

peter north has a side profession as an ass farmer.

ass farmer by d00dsk8 February 21, 2009

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Someone or something that is dead. - RC Oden

He's no longer alive, he's a worm farmer.

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