A person, mechanically inclined, who fixes machines without regard for their 'stated operations' or 'proper repair procedures'.
Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...
The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.
The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...
A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
Farm Mechanics must be used to repair machines which cannot be retreived through conventional means - such as machines which have gone beyond their stated tolerences, and would need to be 're-milled' to continue service... ( cracked engine blocks, shattered transmissions and differentials )...
The repairs seek to retreive a significant percentage of the machine's original function, while costing little, requiring few tools ( Farm Tools ), and being generally quicker ( but less 'reliable') than traditional repair methods.
The safety and 'transferability of operation' of the machine are ignored - once repaired in this way, one must continue to repair the mahcine in this way, and its operation might not be apparent or possible for those unfarmiliar with the repairs...
A typical Farm Mechanic's tools include pliers, vice-grips, a hammer, a larger hammer, a crowbar, JB Weld, bailing wire, an AC arc welder, a pipe wrench, duct tape, a farm jack, plumber's strapping, and 4 inch framing nails...
John's tractor threw the #4 connecting rod out through the bottom of the oil pan... the repair estimate was $6000, but the tractor was only worth $1200 - so John Farm Mechanic'd it back together, by welding the oil pan and modifying parts from another machine to fit. It now must idle 10 minutes when it starts before that piston begins to work, and it made a strange sound, but it drove forward and continues to work...
by The Ontarian Trees September 26, 2011
Get the Farm Mechanicmug. by Lance Matthews September 27, 2005
Get the cube farmmug. happy farm
The organic farm at the Plum Village Zen Buddhist monastery in Southern France. Legend has it that this farm was named by somebody who erroneously thought the term "happy farm" was common slang for a mental institution which
was supposed to make the name funny. Actually, "funny farm" is super commonly used to refer to mental institutions while "happy farm" is just the title of a very bad Chinese video game. (Note that "funny farm" has about one hundred times more votes on Urban dictionary than "happy farm.") Really crazy people are considered "funny" because they do things like poop in unusual places, yell at squirrels, and make wierd twisted faces at strangers, so a place with a lot of them is a "funny Farm." Nobody who has been to an actual mental institution would call it a "happy farm," more like a suicide suite.
The organic farm at the Plum Village Zen Buddhist monastery in Southern France. Legend has it that this farm was named by somebody who erroneously thought the term "happy farm" was common slang for a mental institution which
was supposed to make the name funny. Actually, "funny farm" is super commonly used to refer to mental institutions while "happy farm" is just the title of a very bad Chinese video game. (Note that "funny farm" has about one hundred times more votes on Urban dictionary than "happy farm.") Really crazy people are considered "funny" because they do things like poop in unusual places, yell at squirrels, and make wierd twisted faces at strangers, so a place with a lot of them is a "funny Farm." Nobody who has been to an actual mental institution would call it a "happy farm," more like a suicide suite.
Have you eaten any of the tomatoes from happy farm, they taste so zen. Too bad they didn't name it funny farm, then the name would actually be funny.
by TalkinBonobo January 12, 2018
Get the happy farmmug. This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.
by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020
Get the Potato farmingmug. The time when a herd of obese/fat people meet up at a local Wal-Mart to stock up on twinkies for the month.
by twinklover22 November 27, 2013
Get the cow farmmug. "Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."
by Ridley Amstrad October 9, 2016
Get the Calm the farmmug. by lasrubieras March 25, 2020
Get the Cluster farmmug.