Michael Jackson fans

Blind Pedophile supporters who don’t care for children. They are blinded by fame and glamour. Keep your children safe from pedophile fans!

Michael Jackson fans are delusional. They disgust me!

by Americans are evils March 31, 2021

fanking

A word that zeph made up in place of fucking, friggin, flipping, ect.

Jimbob: Man, did you see those knockers?
Frank: Yeah, the ones at home depot? They were fanking huge!
Jimbob: No you Fanking idiot! The ones on that woman!

by cmbjtown August 29, 2008

swiss AEL fans

Two crazy girls from the beautiful eastern part of Switzerland. Even though they gave their hearts to green-white many years ago, they decided to be generous when their favourite footballer wandered off to a pretty island called Cyprus to play for AEL. Absolutely devastated by the sudden departure of number 8, they took a leap of faith and learned to love the colour combination of yellow and blue. It took a little getting used to, but after seeing the Limassol way of life with their own eyes, they were so amazed by that lovely city and its kind residents, that they decided to support two football clubs from then on.

some guy in yellow queuing for the toilet in Tsirio's Gate 3: "So who are you? You don't look much like from somewhere around here..."

MK + FS: "Well you're right; we're actually from Switzerland. We're here to see number 8 play and of course to support your team too!"

guy in yellow: "Alright, nice to meet you. It's good having some swiss AEL fans here! Make yourselves at home." :o)

by headwrecker January 2, 2011

BTS toxic fans

BTS is one of the most popular k-pop bands. But what i meant by saying "BTS toxic fans" is that there are actually some toxic fans coming for directioners for no reason at all. Pretty sure they even bought concert ticket's for Louis Tomlinson tour without even attending it. We directioner's had enough.

BTS toxic fans, yall sucks.

by anonymous September 29, 2021

Fank

Simulating wanking noises to disgust your friends, pretty much, faking a wank. Best works in a dark room when u continuously tap your thigh. It sound like your wanking, but ur actually fanking.

oooohhh, that was such a good fank

by middo2112 July 3, 2012

Fanking

Fanking is when you pretend to have a wank.

He was in a corner Fanking off.

by Etnl November 18, 2017

Paige-wank-la fank

A commonly used word, used to define a fat overweight slut, whom consumes alcohole, and then pukes black. paige-wank loves the taste of weed. and usualy has sex on the street, can carry geneticaly dissorderd diseases threw he fupa, and passes them on with a single touch. be aware this disease is uncurrable and highly contagious.

OHMYYY GOSH i think i have a Paige-wank-la fank!

by BOYFUCKENCRAZY. August 22, 2011