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cyryll fail

this is when you accidently add a paedophile instead of your friend, just by adding an extra 'l' to his email address.
person 1-is this tim?
cyryl-no my name is cyryll...

(epic cyryll fail!!!!!!!!!)
by fail master May 24, 2009
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Power Fail

When someone fails so hard they must call fail upon themselves.
You: "Wow did you see my layup?"
Guy: "Ya that was horrible."
You: "I know right Power Fail"
by Tterragmanraf September 2, 2009
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Fail Mail

a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person

b) When you receive someone else's mail.

c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.
a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!

b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!

c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.
by Wolf5297 December 19, 2009
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Epic Fail

Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.
Robert: DUUUDE EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Casey: DUUUDE shut the fuck up.
by nasahnwhoru January 22, 2011
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friend-failed

When you miss an opportunity to befriend someone because you simply didn't recognize that they were trying to be friendly. You wanted to be friends, but through your own social-retardation you turned them away, only to realize later what you have done, and to damn yourself. This kind of behaviour can leave well meaning but socially retarded people lonely and friendless. They just don't know what they're doing wrong, but everyone else does. In a world were perception is reality, they must adjust how they behave to change how they are seen.

The world of the friend-failed is unfortunate. They have every intention to befriend but they missed social queue. The friend-failed often have to undergo social boot camp, including instructions from their friends and others who are more socially adept at interactions than they are. The friend-failed would do well to heed the advice of their companions and those around them, including their parents, to whom they probably weren't listening, and that's why they're socially retarded in the first place.
"oh gees I totally friend-failed today, I told that person I didn't want to go see a movie for them but I didn't give them an excuse. I just said 'nah i don't want to see it'. They probably think I'm a deuche"

"I just totally friend failed, I haven't attended 10 invitations in a row to party by this girl. She'll never ask me again, I've lost my access to this new social circle entierly."

"Who doesn't wanna party? Why didn't I say yes? I'm a social retard, I just friend-failed."
by pavicnat January 10, 2012
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Jail Fail

When attempting to Jail Break your ipod, you get to a certain step and fail, giving up all hope of ever doing it.
Uh, I got stuck on the recovery phase.. Jail fail.. :(
by Dr. Kremler August 3, 2009
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Fail Trip

After our visit to the library where we were taught what a book was, we decided that trip was a waste of our time and was a fail trip.

The class shirt that was designed by uncreative people is definitely going to be a fail trip.
by Morganico September 30, 2009
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