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fred weasley

the hottest man alive. He is the hottest ginger out there . if you love a Fred Weasley you truly have fantastic taste,
ur a Fred Weasley simp right?
fuck yes I am
by Accie_spades_69 February 21, 2023
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Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe
Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X
by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
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Fred

Small guy. In love with Kelvin! Bad at sports and dresses like a girl ! He’s en couple with Max. He’s gay;).
So feminine dude!
Like Fred !
by thebigfatsanta.com December 23, 2021
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Filthy Fred

The act of inserting meat of your choice(preferably chicken) up the nearest staff member.
Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.

Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!
by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021
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fred

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.
Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that
by salad bar ho April 1, 2017
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Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum
Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer
by Planet Rob June 16, 2017
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Fred Weasley's Wife

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"
by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021
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