cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra

Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere

by DonVonBraun January 15, 2017

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fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker December 01, 2022

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Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

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dild fork

Small dildo that forks into two ends.

Man, Brodie has a dild fork in his top drawer.

by JimmiBeans June 25, 2017

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The Holy Fork

Synonymous with good food. Shares easy to make recipes that make your mouth water and drool. Makes people wait for their special menus but when the wait is over like everything else, nails this too.

Damn that tastes sooo good, it must be The Holy Fork

by sallymcnally November 24, 2021

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