keep your faith in god

Best friends

Someone you can't live without keep your faith in god

by Ben linkon January 3, 2017

Living Faith Ministries International

This is a gospel company that have sectors such as church called Living Faith Ministries Intn Church AKA Winner's chapel, the education sector with primary and secondary Schools and also Universities and finally The Humanitarian sector which help the society live better by meeting needs best possible ways.

And there will be more sectors in the future.

Living Faith Ministries International is Illuminati owned.
Living Faith Ministries Intn a gospel company.
Living Faith Ministries International is a good place to be.

by Jackson Monilium March 2, 2021

Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith

a totally awsome band, with the coolest kids alive in it, they straight up PWN all other bands. with two guitars, two singers, drummer, and a bassist they sound like nothing else.
they mainly do covers of songs, but one day may wright there own. names of memebers: griffin, john, mike, tony, tommy, and (eventually) joe.

dude i went to a Terken Lerken and the Hambone of Faith concert and it ruled, i think griffin was on crack, hes a crazy kid (specially with diet Dr. Pepper).

by AuxiliaryPie September 13, 2008

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019

Faith is the best human being

This means exactly how it sound “ faith is the best human being ever “ 😂

Dude “faith is the best human being ever” and that’s a fact

by Blahblahblackfish June 3, 2019

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

D- iom’s most faithful man

The D overview

Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating

-And threatening people with his older brother

-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him

D’s favorite spot

-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇

D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated

And the other time he cheated

D’s personal preferences

Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend

Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death

-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)

Description

D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her

I strive to be like D- iom’s most faithful man

by Graveyard22 May 17, 2022