N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.
Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
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Get the Express Manmug. The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
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