Dreamland Express

A sex act involving knocking someone out with a punch to the face at the moment of climax.

Mike gave me a dreamland express and now I have a black eye.

by Musty Musk Man December 22, 2025

Polar Express

When you cum in a woman’s mouth then she spits your cum in your mouth and you spit your cum in her pussy.

Babe can we do the polar express, I really want you to spit your cum in my pussy!

by ChupaBoy December 27, 2025

Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

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If You Do Let Me Express Myself, I Am Going To Kill You

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

《¤》Next《¤》Time《¤》You《¤》Express《¤》Comma《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

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《¤》Next《¤》Time《¤》You《¤》Express《¤》Comma《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》

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《¤》Direct《¤》Expressiveness《¤》Near《¤》My《¤》Eyes《¤》Now《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025