best slalom kayker ever

Martin Srabotnik

Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever

by Sria February 8, 2024

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

hottest person ever

Natalie.

wow look that person ! it’s Natalie the HOTTEST PERSON EVER

by Not Lee Tehe January 23, 2022

Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.

Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after

by Karen7397 October 7, 2022

Hottest girl ever

It’s grace, obviously

Woah is that that hottest girl ever

Yeah, it’s grace, obviously

by Semling December 13, 2023

Ever Since Ever

Ever Since Ever

Ever Since Ever

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025

Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019