epic fail

Uncomparable failure at something

Sedrik in Heroic ramps as the tank.

'Man that was an epic fail'

'No. Sedrik in heroic ramps is epic fail.

by boris929 December 22, 2008

Epic Fail

Obama, Pelosi and all the other idiots who passed or supported this abomination of a health care bill. This is a disgrace to America.

John: Obama's health care bill just passed.

Derek: Great, we all just got an Alabama hot pocket from congress... epic fail

by ATRUEAmerican March 24, 2010

epic failure

A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.

Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"

by Laughing @ him October 4, 2009

epic baller

A term for "one of the best things ever."

Person 1: Dude, they can cure AIDS now - don't worry about STDs!
Person 2: That's EPIC BALLER!

by The Cominator July 6, 2008

Epic Adventure

Epic Adventures usually start with a single idea that grows and grows until it passes Amazing. or Outstanding. An Epic Adventure usually takes place over the course of 110 days or more. These days consists of and or a day(s) were the ending seems like it will never pass. Epic adventures are usually so large the brain doesn't remember it all. Epic adventures have been known to go for up to 15 hours a day straight for the time moving

An Example of an Epic Adventure is someone doing the Trans-Canada trail. The trail itself covers massive amounts of space time and consumes almost everything left in your wallet.

Another example of these are: trails lasting 110 or more days.
traversing the northern contenents. Finding all the Fiji islands. and/or circumnavigating across the world more then twice

by Austin. (Eskimo) R.J.W.G. Nehring. January 3, 2009

EPIC FAIL!

A failure of EPIC proportions.

Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"

EPIC FAIL!

Man: "Oh no i just came!"

EPIC FAIL!

by Lavander Goons May 15, 2009

Epic Failure

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.

(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure

by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010