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Nalga Express

Nalga Express is when I woman doesn't have the money to pay for something so she lets whoever she owes run a train on her or if it's one person he takes his pay out of her ass
She said she didn't have enough money to pay me so I told her I accept cash, cash app, and Nalga Express. She paid me really quick.
by 918peg November 3, 2025
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Boebert Express

N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 8, 2023
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Polar Express

When 3 men have a threesome and the guy at the top blows a huge vape cloud and yells “Choo, Choo!”, and the guy at the back yells “All Aboard!”
I’m still so sore, I had a polar express with those two dudes we met at the club last night
by Virtual Tom Hanks September 29, 2022
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.
Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!
by Polar express December 9, 2017
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When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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