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dutch harbor

while screwing a girl doggie-style, an ice cube is inserted in her ass, while screaming, 'well ain't that the deadliest catch!'
'that girl is looking fine, i can't wait to dutch harbor her.'

'betty's walking funny, i bet she got dutch harbored last night.'
by kymmy g August 2, 2008
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dutch delight

A dutch delight happens when you are attempting a dutch oven and accidentally or purposefully shart or drop a turd under the covers
This morning I was trying to dutch oven my half asleep girlfriend and I accidentally dropped a brown nugget under the covers. Dutch delight.
by tomjtown July 12, 2010
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Dutch [Blumpkin]

A combination of a dutch oven, and a blumpkin. While receiving head during a bowl movement, you pull your shirt over the head of whoever is going down on you, and fart.
"I heard that Joe gave Tiana a Duthc Blumpkin."

"Sweet."
by shermantank June 13, 2005
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Dutch Parachute

When a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like "dutching" up a car. In the same aspect of "Hot Boxing" a small room. But all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. Limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. Caution under the blanket gets quiet warm.
Josh: "Dude, I Only Have A Bit Of Weed."

James: "Dude, Well Just Dutch Parachute That Shit."
by Sir Cuttin Sickness May 18, 2009
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Dutch Grenade

A person farts into their hand then delivers it into the face of another.
Alison just threw a Dutch Grenade at Stuart much to his pleasure.
by gordont January 1, 2012
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dutch fuck

to light a cigarette from the ember of anothers' cigarette.
I lost my lighter, give me a dutch fuck, would you.
by stanko korov December 13, 2007
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Dutch Flamethrower

Dutch Flamethrower (N);

The process of doing a "Dutch Flamethrower"

1. Eat anything that makes you get the squirts (A.K.A, diarrhea, liquid shit, "the wet shit", see shit for more)

2. Select someone either in close proximity, or someone sleeping

3. Drop the pants, spread your cheeks and push like you giving birth through you ass.

4. Your shit should have a few feet in spread, and a range of a couple of feet so expect to get some other people as well.

What is a "Dutch Flamethrower?"
A Dutch Flamethrower is almost like a 12 gauge shotgun, but instead of shooting metal pellets, your shooting "organic" bullets. It is actually possible to light this on fire for extra effect, be careful though, it may travel up to your shit barrel and scorch it to hell. (No one likes a blistery ass hole)

Where did is come from?

The Dutch Flamethrower came from WW2. Were civilians fought guerrilla warfare with the Nazi's. The would climb up to the top of a building and follow the steps given above. But when distance is greater, it makes it into smaller pieces, which is easier to get inside you body. So they would shit on Nazis as they passed below, and they were getting killed by shit infection.
"LOOKOUT!!! DUTCH FLAMETHROWER INCOMING!!!!!!
by RyAnH1 April 15, 2009
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