Douche Puncher

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.

Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.

by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011

Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.

Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.

by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006

Twinkle Douche

a douchebag/jerk that likes to sugar coat everything & make it sparkle.

Jess is a twinkle douche for stealing her best girl's man.

by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011

douche chills

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007

Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009