A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010
Get the Dumpster Douchemug. The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"
A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
by A-Twon August 28, 2009
Get the Douche McAllistermug. Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
by S. Beebe August 4, 2007
Get the douche bagelmug. A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006
Get the bluetooth douchemug. by BBYCAKES617 August 24, 2011
Get the Twinkle Douchemug. The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007
Get the douche chillsmug. by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009
Get the Twitter Douchemug.