Digital Doomsday

The idea that someone,somewhere will figure out how to destroy the internet(or render it completely useless)by sending a powerful virus to every Computer in the world with the ability to wreck that units internal processer.

Terrorist:I know how we can cause TERROR! Digital doomsday!
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT

by Cicifire345 May 23, 2011

digital prayer

1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating

2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating

-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.

-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?

-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.

by sycosims January 28, 2013

Digital hypochondria

A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.

Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.

Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....

by A Person Named March 14, 2014

digitalistic

Capitalism in our digital age. see Digitalism

E-Commerce utilized to it's fullest potential. There is increased traffic/interest in a particular product on a website. With this knowledge, the price of the product now increases. We now live in a Digitalistic society.

by Brakes_and_balljoints November 1, 2014

digitile

The process of transforming a human being into a robot by means of being vaccinated.

I don't want the government to digitile us.

by Paul Atreides The Spiceman March 7, 2022

Beefy Digits

When you go out with a girl and proceed to feel her up and your hand gets caught in her fupa chalupa. You then must kick her in the Camel Toe to release your fingers, and for good measure you bite her truck stop pancakes.

After Cooter’s date with Sharon Jean, he hauled ass out of the back seat of her El Camino and told his friends to smell his beefy digits.

by Beef Master Funk November 3, 2010

Bum Diggity

Pretty much the same version of the ORIGINAL Bom Diggity but redefined to suit the needs of KENNY who is a switched on, intelligent,fair-minded witty person in his imagination.

KENNY: Shawsie that contestant is the Bum Diggity!!

SHAWSIE: It's not Bum its Bom!! Bum just sounds wrong!!!

by ThePantherKnows August 20, 2013