Blood Diamond

The act of seeing someone as dark as that from the movie blood diamond
Two guy walk into wal-mart and see and extremely dark person and one guy yells BLOOD DIAMOND!!!!!!
by Mugen00,Kaosu July 24, 2009
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neil diamond

A slang name for cocaine done in a conspicuous place. Code word said so that not everyone knows what you are talking about. Usually done off of a CD cover.
Yo Bro...Lets hit up the back room and scope that Neil Diamond you were telling me about
by Deacon Dizzle October 26, 2007
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king diamond

Cool dude that looks like a cross between
gene simmions and a professional wrestler
sings extremly high and is rumoured to
worship satan.
by #1Metallica Fan October 03, 2003
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diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK
after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.
by protocoldroid June 18, 2004
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Blood Diamond

Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean
I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas
by ahouston October 24, 2017
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Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.
by Fappy Ham Slappy December 01, 2015
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chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!
by CrasierFrane December 01, 2015
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