cooter shooter

A heterosexual man, who ejaculates in vaginas thus "shooting" a cooter with semen

Anna: I thought you were gay!
Billiam: Shit naw, I'm a straight Cooter Shooter.
Anna: Yay!
Pierre: Fuck!

by andus October 21, 2005

COYOTE

The act of keystering another mans piss in your butt for the purpose of transporting to another unsuspecting mans mouth and directly into his tonsils.

Julio was a coyote and transferred his warm yellow cargo into Juan mouth in order to sooth his tonsils.

by Twister Sister September 12, 2018

cooter brains

1.brains that look like a cooter
2. drunker thanb cooter brains = wasted
3. vaginal brain

he was drunker than cooter brains.

by ghostrider 2 July 10, 2007

Cooterific

An interesting linguistic splice of the words "cooter" and "terrific." It basically means something is pretty awesome.

"Wow, that guy Brett is pretty fucking cooterific" or perhaps "That girl's tits are cooterific!"

by Brett is Cooterific September 6, 2009

drunken cooter

when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.

Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.

by cherryfrog69 March 11, 2010

cootered

when a female finds a picture on her mans cellphone of another females cooter, so she sends a picture by cellphone of her cooter to the other female who is messing with her man.

Tonya found a picture of Kim's cooter on her mans cellphone. So Tonya sent a picture of her cooter to Kim, telling her to back off her man Greg. So Kim was cootered by Tonya.

by Kat/Roxy October 9, 2008

Cooter tooter

When you’re hitting it from behind and her vagina queefs

When Kanye was making love to Ariana grande from behind, she had a cooter tooter.

by Gben42 October 2, 2017