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The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.
Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.
by The cursed historian February 19, 2023
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Collector's Curse

Collector's Curse is the strange situation where someone will buy large quantities of random items (cloth dolls, physical game bundles, pop figures, etc.) in a sporadic shopping spree. This is usually done by said person in hopes that, one day during their lifetime, said objects will be worth a fortune.

Similar to:
Hoarder
Scavenger
Randal bought out all of Wal-Mart's fish tank decorations. I think he may have the Collector's Curse
by Charnime October 25, 2023
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The Curse of Narl

The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.
Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.
by narleniun October 30, 2023
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the Kpop stan curse

The curse of Kpop stans (especially female) that learn about toxic korean beauty standards that brainwash you into thinking that you could get a body like your favorite idol and most of the time ruins your body image and makes you develop a eating disorder.
Person 1: "I like Blackpink! I might listen to them!'
Person 2: "Well dont go through the kpop stan curse."
by Chuulover21 December 19, 2023
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The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.
Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right
by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023
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itching curse

a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.

The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap
DAmn, becky got that itching curse
by calbin klien December 24, 2023
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Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023
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