Guy Cry 

Where two men are so close with eachr that they could cry with eachh other and it's not weird. Their isn't really crying involved, but two men go and talk about their emotions without it being weird.

Dude, my girl just dumped me, we need a guy cry.

I'm so confusted, we need a guy cry.

Guy Cry by aloneguitarist October 3, 2009

Make her cry cum 

The act of filling a girl with cum so much, that she starts crying it.
(Which is technically impossible.)

Guy 1: ,,I'm going to have sex with Sara tonight"

Guy 2: ,,Make her cry cum!"

Make her cry cum by Chisquil August 22, 2016

when doves cry 

One of Prince's hits. It features in his film, 'Purple Rain' and it was voted the best song of 1984.

"This is what it sounds like when doves cry'

when doves cry by princesraindance July 31, 2017

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

making your third eye cry 

Having a wank which leads to sperm coming from the japseye(making your third eye cry)

" God you seem stressed have you been making your third eye cry lately?"

making your third eye cry by stevie da beast October 17, 2006

make baby jesus cry 

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

make baby jesus cry by demonaunt April 28, 2005

shy, bi and ready to cry 

Someone who is announcing that they are shy, bisexual and needs lots of pity points

Tumblr special snowflake: I am shy, bi and ready to cry
Imaginary reader: Please god NO! And how brave of you to say that you're bisexual and being shy on top of that!

shy, bi and ready to cry by Toilet896 July 31, 2016