crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger
"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"
by shampooisbetter October 31, 2009
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by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004
Get the crusty toefuck mug.Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.
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Get the Crusty Feral mug.A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.
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Get the crusty bomb mug.although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.
yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!
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I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
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I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
by bgigzyo September 20, 2011
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by lloyyd May 21, 2010
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