Crusty sandwich

when the female sex organ gets penetrated to often whitout washing a crusty surface from around the vagina. this cause the male to eat a crusty sandwich to ever have sex again
Matt P; whats that smell?
Chalty; ermmmmmm
Matt p; is tht ur fadge
Chalty; yea ive hd so much sex ive gt acrusty sandwich wanna see?
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crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.
Nikki is a crusty toefuck.
by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 22, 2004
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Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.
John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.
by Off Grid Dave September 17, 2012
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crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.
Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.
by Crusty Kristi January 09, 2018
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crusty bomb

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.
"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"
by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot December 20, 2016
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vagina crusty

although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.
yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!

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I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!
by bgigzyo September 20, 2011
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Crusty Dusty

A cum sock that has been left for a while. good snack for hoes your roomie brings home.
Jack brought back a stripper and took her to my room. gave him a crusty dusty for breakfast.
by Efilon April 09, 2019
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