crusty rusty

Catch-all word for an affliction or disease that isn't known but surmised.

"I don't want to go anywhere near that guy- I think he has crusty rusty's or something"

by The Maze June 25, 2008

crusty toefuck

When a man with a small penis has intercourse with a whore's toes with his small, flaccid, underused penis while she has a fungus.

Nikki is a crusty toefuck.

by Arnold Schwollerpecker December 21, 2004

Crusty Feral

A term used by an envious observer to describe someone living a self sufficient off grid lifestyle.

John posts brilliant ideas and crusty pictures of crusty ferals, in their crusty feral world.

by Off Grid Dave September 16, 2012

crusty kristi

Crusty Kristi is a girl/boy with the name Kristi but lives disgusting most of the time And occasionally is clean.

Did you see crusty kristi’s car today it was actually clean for once.

by Crusty Kristi May 2, 2018

crusty bomb

A very putrid smelling odor that is released from the bowels of an autistic child and often makes you feel as if you were also autistic when you inhale in the odor produced. The odor is often produced when the brain of the autistic child begins to think rational and reasonable thoughts.

"Dude Grace was releasing some crusty bombs today!"

by Autistic Gay Retard Faggot January 17, 2017

vagina crusty

although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.

yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!

or

I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!

by bgigzyo September 20, 2011

Crusty Brownie

A sexual term that nobody knows the true definition of, only that it’s remarkably dirty.

Andrew: Baby, I wanna take it slow and crusty brownie tonight
Aimée: Oh baby just do it!

by aimée_taylor February 17, 2009