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Closet Weeb

A weeb that never likes to acknowledge that he/she is a weeb. They will often insult other weebs, or say that the anime that they are watching is “too mainstream” These closet weebs often watch Naruto or Dragon Ball, and often say “they’re to mainstream to be an anime” But we all know that they are a weeb.
Mike likes Dragon Ball Z and makes fun of Daniel for being a weeb. He likes saying that he isn’t a weeb, but Daniel always calls him a closet weeb
by Sexydonut223 May 19, 2020
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Walk-In Closet

A girl who pretends to go out with a gay guy so that people think he's straight.
Jim: "So did hear that Paul's got a girlfriend? I thought he was gay."
Sam: "Oh, he is. She's just a Walk-In Closet so his mom doesn't find out he's gay."
by Frankieoxo December 9, 2008
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closet camping

1) getting fucked up and camping in your walk in closet with a group of friends, while rolling BALLS!
2) Taking a shit load of tabs and after along night, going into camp the closet and snort more tabs
3) Fucking a bitch in your walk in closet while wearing your mom's old 80s neon colored jacket.
We fired up that pert blunt and popped a few white apples.. then the 6 of us went closet camping for about 4 hours until 9 am.

Yeah man, I shit on that bitches' chest the other night when her and i closet camped.. i blew my load in her hair too!
by jjackison October 7, 2007
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Halley's Comet

Often referred to as a girl's butthole. Usually one that is large in size, similar to that of a comet.
I just saw Halley's Comet!
by Bon Skribit April 19, 2009
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closet gangster

Someone who dresses preppy,emo, or of some other 'trend' but truly inside they are gangster. Enjoy gangster music, gangster clothes,gangster boys or girls.
DAMN kelci and christen are closet gangsters
by kelci christen December 30, 2008
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closet jew

someone who hides their jewish identity
Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.
by hairinmymouth March 22, 2009
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Colette Sirard

1 A teenage girl who enjoys talking with her friends and haing fun

2 A evil teenage girl who is hyper and evil ha* ha*

3 A Smart & Studious young lady
123 In spanish class <Idont have spanish class!< I said "Hola" to Senorita Colette.

123 In English class <Per.3 w/ Marquie< I said "Hi" to Colette
by MORBID April 27, 2004
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