Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

colin

is a fat piece of shit that no one likes i the whole word kill your self Colin.

colin is fat

by dearman February 12, 2018

telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.

"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"

by waflyboy September 29, 2013

colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005

Colonel Teske

Name for any subpar individual that mistakenly believes he/she maintains a high standard of etiquette.

"man, that waiter at the cracker barrel really Colonel Teske'd it up when he asked us to pass out our own food"

"Did you see that Colonel Teske at the Southern Gentleman's ball last night? He asked his date to hold the door open so he could make a better entrance"

by El Commodore May 2, 2010

Colin beck

A gay guy that pees out rainbows from his vagina. Also a gaylord that has once pooped on his sisters barbies. Biggest fuckin gayboy. Usually transgender. Rarely female to male but mostly male to female. Transition starts around 7th to 8th grade. Once a fuckboy always a fuckboy as colin is.

Guy 1- whos that????
Guy 2- OMG RUN Its colin beck HES GONNA MAKE US HAVE SEX WITH HIM

by Gayboy motel March 18, 2015

celine bean

someone who in all aspects knocks dominic off his feet and leaves him speechless, and breathless to the point that he is seriously liking this girl and can't wait to see her again.

Celine bean loves dominic's arms and he loves it when she's in them.

by dominic p May 3, 2008