juan carlos garcia

The most generous, selfless, honest, and kindest man you could ever meet. He cooks. He cleans. He whispers sweet Spanish nothings. He is a keeper.

Lady: I think he is the one.
Friend: Must be Juan Carlos Garcia

by Quick711 December 2, 2016

John Carlo Baltazar

He's a guy for Mariel Rodriguez only. A guy who will love and care for his girl.

John Carlo Baltazar, sana ako na lang si Mariel!

by TouchMeNot October 19, 2021

John Carlo Mata

he is a boy that can burn your eye because his bald head is too shiny

john carlo mata is bald

by butter ni janries June 9, 2021

Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos

The process of duct taping a Four Loko to each hand then cannot remove the duct tape until you finish each Four Loko. Similar to the popular drinking game "Edward 40 Hands."

Want to play Edward 40 Hands? Nah man, Let's do Ochos Lokos Carlos Manos, I'm trying to get hammered!

by BathTubBoy July 27, 2020

does carlos have a fupa

This is when you wonder if your peer, Carlos, has a fat lower stomach area.

“Hey Cristina, does Carlos have a fupa?”
“I’m not sure. I’ll check later”

by BartaMarta May 15, 2021

juan carlos macias

Boss ass bitch with a large penis

Juan Carlos macias is dope.

by Jmacias078 January 21, 2015

National Bully Carlos Day

On December 31st, everyone can bully Carlos for the past year freely. It will be morally okay.

Guy1: “Hey it’s National Bully Carlos Day
Guy2: “Hell yeah! What you lookin at sperm cell?”
Carlos: “Nooooo”

by Devencyatri December 27, 2021