cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.
Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.
by Literally_Satan July 11, 2014
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Cancer-Fuck

When a person engages in sexual activity with a dying cancer patient out of pity

The ultimate pity-fuck
"Did you hear that Billy has a malignant brain tumor?"

"Yeah I cancer-fucked him last week"
by Mr_whitehair July 13, 2021
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Creamy cancer

When a male ejaculates on a migdets penis.
by Bigdicczaver December 17, 2017
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cancerous tumor

Cancerous tumors have fucked more people then I have
by TheBeard December 27, 2013
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German Cancer

When you pass down a disease by sex
"Check to make sure you don't have German Cancer
by Swagger57 December 20, 2020
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Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 18, 2021
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Cancer move

A dance move that causes cancer at first sight such as ... juju on dat beat, lean dab, whip nea nea , and any other dance move that became popular and slowly died WARNING:if have or had liked any of these moves go to the hospital immediately make sure you go to the isolation ward so nobody else gets cancer or even an episode of cringe
Friend1: ha do you even dab! (Dabs)
Friend2: cancer move bro. ...

Person1: dude, yeserday andy was doing some cancer moves

Person2: lol, what kind

Person1:juju
by Trynottocancerme February 05, 2017
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